Wednesday, 9 October 2013

#ThrowbackThursday - Donny Osmond: I'll Make a Man Out of You


I don't know about you guys, but Disney taught me a lot of things throughout my life. It taught me to never trust your brother if he has green eyes, that lions are cool but tigers are evil, how to tell if you have a friend in someone, that robots have feelings too, and to have an aggressive business strategy that utilises the sheer force of money to dominate the market in every single possible area. One of the things it also taught me at the tender age of 7 was how to be a MAN – but not just any man – a hun defeating, typhoon creating, fire blazing specimen of male perfection, no homo. To this day I wish I could climb a pole with a couple ribbon and a weight, or my teeth, but hey my journey is still going on. 

Descending on to the planet with the release of Mulan in 1998, Be a Man easily became one of the movie's most notable songs, and one of Disney's best to me. The soundtrack itself did decently as well, reaching 24 on Billboard and being nominated for an Academy Award. It's also this week's #ThrowbackThursday selection, so sit back, reminisce and enjoy.

I'll Make a Man Out of You
Donny Osmond (singing voice of Li Shang)
Disney's Mulan Soundtrack
1998


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Monday, 7 October 2013

#MixtapeMonday - JMSN x Various Artists: Love & Pain EP


Lyrics & Delivery: 4.0/5.0
Production: 4.0/5.0
Overall Score: 4.0/5.0

Review by MrReesh - @ MrReesh - Follow the river baby, follow it.


You know what they say, nothing goes together quite like love and pain! So much so that on a non-physical, philosophical level, one could argue that without love there is no pain. But this is RAWFUNNYTRUE, the website dedicated to bringing you down to earth, utterly hilarious and accurate reviews of music, not some overpriced textbook on the proposed origin of man, so - would you want The Love & Pain EP as your partner in the upcoming zombie apocalypse? Yes, but I wouldn't trust him with all your antibiotics.


I swear it actually doesn't get boring guys
The EP itself isn't actually an EP in the strictest sense but a collection of remixes of JMSN's Love & Pain, an awesome song in its own right. And I know what you're thinking: SEVEN remixes of the SAME song? Surely that becomes more boring than watching paint dry on an overcast Monday while the ninth season of Scrubs plays in the background? Surprisingly, no. As each remix adds something to the song, it's interesting to hear the original artist's intention for the song (who also produced the track) compared to other producer's impressions using the exact same material, and each track feels different.

The Kaytranada remix, one of the best, has a sort of soulful garage vibe to it, painting the Love & Pain opus as more of a fun head-bopper, really making you feel the fun of the track rather than bogging you down in deeper meanings. Compare that to Ta-Ku's remix, which actually emphasises that dark feeling, with wonderfully strange sounds going on such as an "oo-ah-uh-oua-oh" riff and mysterious shuffling noise in the background which fits well, despite you having no Earthly idea what that sound could be. Meanwhile Mndsgn's remix uses Love & Pain to create a kind of ethereal, floaty instrumental, juxtaposed against luscious hard hitting hip hop elements, making a song which though sparse at times is very easily enjoyable. Tulpa's remix however is a masterpiece of composition, softly cut with Love & Pain riffs and and subtle instrumentation, clearly focusing on the love side of Love & Pain as by the end of it, you just really want a hug.

Awkward conversations
#1
The remaining remixes are alright too, though to me they feel more like the awkward friends of a friend who don't really socialise, and just start looking around the room after you say hi and they say hi and then they realise they have nothing else to say. They're not bad by any means, just not notable when surrounded by notable tracks. For example the JELANI remix feels as though it was moving into a good place, but never quite gets there, choosing to sit its sonic arse in the seat of mediocrity. DPat's also squeezes a cheek onto that seat with it's strange rhythm that didn't sit well with me personally, and Sango's is decent, though it gets repetitive.

This EP is cool. It's one of those ideas that on paper sounds quite lame, but works well in practice. What it does is something few albums or mixtapes manage to do with such limited content: makes the music feel alive, changing - real. It's more of an experience EP than one you might listen to religiously, but that just makes it even more cool. Sure not all the remixes are as good as each other, but it is definitely worth a download, especially considering its non existent price tag.

My Top 3:
1) Kaytranada Remix
2) Tulpa Remix
3) Ta-Ku Remix

Download it here (direct link) though you can also download it from JMSN's official website www.iamjmsn.com, which is currently just a countdown clock.
Or, you can show some love by purchasing it on iTunes here.

Or just listen below!



Photo Credits:
Original photo from Burgers picture "Me Looking Super Smart!!" by rileyroxx
Original photo from sleeping guy "Sleeping Chinese Garbage Collector" by kongharald

Thursday, 26 September 2013

#ThrowbackThursday - Joe: All The Things

What you know about old-school Joe though? I swear man this takes me back to them late after-school afternoons, back when I'd get a ting to come to the yard and well, you know. *WINK FACE*
I joke of course, young MrReesh was the type of n*gga who invites a girl over to watch a DVD and actually watch the DVD. Oh the wasted opportunities.

Dropping way back in January 1996, a year and 8 months before the release of the album the song was actually on, All The Things went on to be a Billboard Top 5 hit, and contributed to All That I Am (his second album) going platinum – a nice way to beat the so called “sophmore slump”. However what the song seems to be most famous for is its appearance in Don't Be A Menace, where it was used a somewhat funny if not slightly disgusting scene, which considering the song itself is somewhat funny in that we're all taking joy in the fact that Joe is destroying a couple's relationship for his own gain, is rather fitting. Anyway it's this week's #ThrowbackThursday selection, so you go ahead and enjoy it like a bag of baby puppies you wonderful people you!


And yes I know you can't really get baby puppies, don't be so literal.

All The Things
Joe
All That I Am
1996

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Monday, 19 August 2013

#MixtapeMonday - Elli Ingram: Sober


Lyrics & Delivery: 3.8/5.0
Production: 4.1/5.0
Overall Score: 3.9/5.0

Review by MrReesh - Everyday puffin' pon di ganja - @MrReesh

TASTE DAT RAINBOW

Drugs! You gotta love em. They're little bitesized pieces of concentrated joy and relaxation, and now most of them come in colours! Like skittles!

Drugs and it's grey area half sister alcohol have been responsible (or at least inspired) some great pieces of music (I'm not endorsing drugs) including the surprisingly good Sober EP by 19 year old Elli Ingram.

Some of you may know her soulful soully vocal from her Poetic Justice cover, which I hated due to my near absolute hatred for covers (but not interpolations, which are different) though I could most definitely appreciate the voice. Here she maintains this smooth vocal alongside lyrics which are for the most part good, and delivery which is for the most part, good. I especially liked her all encompassing vocal in High Love, a little tune which touches on how her drug like love can take (or make) you high unlike any other. Her voice supports the song well and the production is rapid enough to carry it forward without any feeling of monotony.

The EPs titular track Sober is another banger, mashed with a delicious beat and smooth as gravy chorus to complete a glorious and adequately representative metaphor. She keeps things simple here like in the majority of the EP, choosing to stay safe and do things well rather than taking any obvious risks. The result is, much like bangers and mash, a great dish, even if a little boring at times.

This feeling of a lack of daring or risk taking is perhaps most clear on Elliot, which is essentially the EPs first and only fast forward point for me. Here her voice feels a touch contrived, and repetitive delivery as well as an alriiiiight chorus ultimately leaves it feeling pleasant, but dull.

You were tricked
The remainder of the EP makes up for Elliot's misgivings however. Mad Love, a jazz infused bouncy melody brings back some of the charm that makes the EP such a pleasure to hear, even if the lyrics can induce a bit of a “lol wut?” response. And Fun? Fun is just the bee's knees. It's sweet and is an excellent track to end the EP on (still excluding the PJ cover, as that is kind of a bonus track) as it focuses on awakening to sobriety and reminiscing on the greatness of the night before in a way that makes you reminisce on your own nights of olde. Ah how foolish it was for me to use wine as a chaser for vodka that night, good night though, a very good night.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is the Sober EP is ironically, good while sober. While I can't vouch for it's quality while drunk, judging from the fact it's easy to find Rebecca Black's Friday good while drunk this must be freaking amazing on “a wave”. Though it has it's shaky parts Sober is a solid EP, and a great start for the young Island Records signee. Though it's not blow-your-brain-out-your-ears amazing it does do certain things really well, and is worth a listen because of that. I rate this one 3.9 out of 5 ganjas.

My Top 3:
1) High Love
2) Fun
3) Sober




NOTE: As I've mentioned, I have a default position AGAINST covers, so in my rating of the Sober EP I did not consider the PJ cover. Add or subtract points as you will, I won't sue you.

Photo credits:
Skittles image "ياله يا شباب و يا بنات واحد واحد و بالدور الكل بياخذ نصيبه !" by HISHAM BINSUWAIF

Thursday, 15 August 2013

#ThrowbackThursday - Jennifer Lopez Ft Ja Rule x Cadillac Tah: Aint It Funny

Best first line of a song EVER. Funny thing about this video though – it's not all that funny. Sure Headphone Sisqo made me drop a little “heh” as did J Lo's insane Kung Fu style, but ultimately it just wasn't that funny.
Headband Sisqo connects to girls like Cisco
However, what the song lacks in hilarity it makes up for in sheer awesomeness. I mean just listen to that beat – what is that? Sounds like the sound your bed makes when you try to move it somewhere. There's actually two versions of the song, one which was dropped from the soundtrack of 2001's The Wedding Planner for sounding too Latin (no racial), and the alternate Murder remix version which is featured here (and much better). These throwbacks where we look at songs by artists who now are shells of their former selves always make me a little emotional as I'm just like “ah damn... you suck now”. Amyway enjoy this week's throwbackThursday selection, Aint It Funny by Jennifer Lopez, Ja Rule and Cadillac Tah.

Aint It Funny
Jennifer Lopez ft Ja Rule x Cadillac Tah
J to Tha L-O! The Remixes
2002

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Monday, 5 August 2013

#MixtapeMonday - Joey Bada$$: Summer Knights





Lyrics & Delivery: 3.1
Production: 3.7
Overall Score: 3.4/5.0

Review by MrReesh - We're all aliens, really - @MrReesh


He's on a horse
So JB is back - not that JB - Joey Bada$$, creator of one of the highest scored mixtapes on thisblog to date, and even now I question whether that score was too low. But alas your eyes meander upwards to the Summer Knights score, then back to what I just said, then back to the score like some type of impromptu Old Spice advert. Truth is Summer Knights is very sadly, just good.

And this just goodness is apparent from the start of Summer Knights, as you can tell something here so RIGHT but is a little off. You can tell everything has that signature Joey Bad touch to it, but it's weird, as though he touched it wearing a funky smelling glove.

One of the main issues I had with the mixtape are the lyrics and lyrical content. I mean he has some moments of brilliance that only Joey Bad could do "I don't drink too much, I know to bud wiser" but these feel like things that make your ears perk up amidst a see of mediocrity, and fails to command attention solidly. This is compounded with similarly dull flows in places, or needlessly excessive flow in others. For example Satellite ends up being one of the most boring tracks on the mixtape thanks to a flow dryer than a house in the desert with no cocoa butter despite decent wordplay, whereas Joey's need to fit a thousand rhyming words into four lines in the second half of My Youth leaves you just wondering why, as there was no need, and just feels like overkill in a bad way.

Even subject matters feel standard here; there are very few particularly interesting perspectives here and some of them are just strange. Maybe it's because I'm English, but “swank” the main contender (apparently) to the word “swag”, sounds far too much like wank, and as wank is English for a knuckleshuffle the song is just a lol-factory for me. This is especially true where Joey says "Swanking swanking swanking - I see you Jigga!". But even that aside, if you were to listen to songs like Right On Time, a good song by any means,and compare it with the perspective Joey had on Pennyroyal, the difference is frightening. And thus a majority of the songs here lack the ability to impact your memory - it feels like basic, archetype rap about how 'the team is untouchable', how places are dangerous, and other topics covered under 'etcetera'.

Saying that, it's not all average. Towards the end of the mixtape things start to get consistently better, with the Saul Williams inspired Amethyst Rockstars leading the way with great production and fiery flows delivered by both Joey and Pro Era rapper/producer Kirk Knight. LongLiveSteelo is as heartfelt as it should be, with enjoyable storytelling and quoteables. Word Is Bond another song which lifts the quality of the mixtape alongside Sorry Bonita, and the DJ Premier produced Unorthodox which was released a while back now, forms a great track to end the mixtape on with undeniably solid flows and similarly as solid wordplay.

But what's the final verdict? It's good as far as mixtapes go but honestly poor as far as you'd expect a fresh Joey Bada$$ mixtape to be. Jay-Z said it the best “n*ggas want my old shit, buy my old album” and you may just be right to download 1999 instead of this if you're looking for a truly great and near perfect mixtape experience (mixperience?). However it's decent, and songs like LongLiveSteelo and Amethyst Rockstars as well as a few others do make it worth the free download.


Unless you're actually lobster who steals internet and has to be very selective about what he downloads. Then maybe give it a miss. Maybe.

My Top 3:
1) Amethyst Rockstars
2) LongLiveSteelo
3) Unorthodox



Photo credits:
Original Lobster picture "Lobster" by John Stracke

Thursday, 1 August 2013

#ThrowbackThursday - Chamillionaire ft. Krayzie Bone: Ridin'

MAD RAP HANDS
Doo rags are stupid, lets face it.
No one could ever be taken seriously in doo rag in 2005, no one can be taken seriously in a doo rag in 2013, and in the future it's likely we'll look back at doo rags like some post-modern cranial loincloth where future people will think “haha, people used to put that on their heads.” But Chamillionaire didn't care – why should he, he's a millionaire with chameleon powers and mad rap hands, I wouldn't care either. Dropping in good old 2006 (the year Mozart enjoyed his 250th birthday) Ridin', often called Ridin' Dirty, hit the planet and shot to the top of many charts around the world, as well making Chamillionaire the first platinum ringtone selling artist ever. The song actually depicts quite serious afrocentric issues, but due to obvious stylistic choices as well as the guy saying “Playstation controller” when the video has an Xbox controller, it's so far from topical it's practically bottomical (geddit). That, and Weird Al Yankovic's parody of it became more popular than the original song, so yeah it's unserious.

Anyway enjoy this week's #ThrowbackThursday selection, Ridin' by Chamillionaire and Krayzie Bone.



And out of interest, does anyone know just how loud you have to play your music to “swang”?

Ridin'
Chamillionaire ft. Krayzie Bone
The Sound of Revenge
2006

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Thursday, 18 July 2013

#ThrowbackThursday - Kristine Blond: Love Shy


There's something especially genuine about garage songs, especially the love ones. Sure the lyrics aren't always particularly inspiring or creative, but the feeling a good voice + a good bit of snare drums can produce is just so beautiful I want to take a picture of it and take it out on a first date that would not be at Nando's, because apparently once you get to a certain age that's not cool anymore.
Love Shy, the nothing short of classic single by Kristine Blond dropped in 1997 and probably did well I guess but as I can't find much information on the original (it was covered by bassline group Platnum in 2008, which was decent) I'm just going to make up some facts based on how much I love the song. It reached number 5 on the Intergalactic Soundwave Charts across the galaxy, and was also sampled by 2Chainz in his 1957 debut single “Chainz In Mah Cocainez”. It was also the first song to feature a music video filmed with a working camera, the pioneering method then being emulated by other music video directors as well as Hollywood then on. This video was destroyed by an actually love-shy person who did not take kindly to a intergalactic chart topping single being made about his pain.

And most importantly it's this week's #ThrowbackThursday selection, so sit back and enjoy Love Shy, by Kristine Blond.

Love Shy
Kristine Blond
Probably On Some Body Of Music
1997


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Photo Credits: Garage image "Garage" by Ben Babcock